quote-unquote

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh
for five seconds and think for ten minutes. GEORGE CARLIN

Music is the mathematics of the gods. PYTHAGORAS

Saturday, March 5, 2016

A Page So True...I Present it For The 3rd Time To You

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Solid Cinder

At the Church 
Of the Solid Cinder
There was no Original Sin

But there was
The Original Twin

So much smaller in stature
With eyes never opened wide

Little Joey Christ
Was equally crucified

Except for the Solid Cinder
All scripture is at a loss

Accounting for the existence
Of a miniature cross

Big Brother Jesus
Got all the press

Little Twin Joey
Always made a mess

Present at the Miracle
Of the Loaves & Fishes

Joey created black suds
To wash all the dishes

He turned water into mud
His only words were Thud Thud Thud

Of Joey's official miracle–
History gave no talk–

Little Joey Christ
Made chocolate into chalk

But no devil is
This Little He

Who only believed
In Tomfoolery

As for me...
The scribe I be...
May need hide in a vault

If that's what it takes–
For jocular "mistakes"–
To avoid being reduced
To a pile of salt


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